Today, I have realized my week was cool.
1st highlight: Great America
The best field trip of my life. Sevvies, you are missing a lot. 5 and a half of no restrictions fun was all it took for me to appreciate my life. The wave pool rocks. I could literally spend my life in that pool. All the other rides were so-so. HMB (Her Majesty’s Boat for all you non-douches) Endeavor was so, how do I put this, weird. For all you science-y folk out there, gravity does strange things to do your body when suspended in the air above a green pond with a floppy disk in it. For those of you who are squeamish, read the parts not italicized. I literally felt my eyes starting to drop. I am not kidding. They were life starting to pop out or so I thought. They might not have or have started to. Survived that one? Good. Also, going parallel to the ground on a floatie with a base on the bottom doesn’t feel as good as you thought it might, just in case you were wondering.
2nd highlight (or lowlight?): Graduation
Sevvies, this is as boring as it gets. The fact is grad here at [CENSORED] (Again, taking steps to prevent me being stalked) is boring as watching paint dry on a turtle in slow motion while riding a snail to work. Which is in China. (Don’t ask me why the guy doesn’t work here.) The worst part of that was P. Jain. For all the people who attended it, that guy sucked. When a guy trys to imitate a famous dude’s name, you now it is going to be bad. It’s me saying I am Darth Sidd. (For all the stalkers out there, that is not my name [or is it?]). (P.S, Star Wars junkie who reads this, yes my name has Darth in it and yes, I have heard Star Wars jokes with it and no, it isn’t funny.) Once the random ass speeches were over and we waited for 2 hrs. It led to…..
3rd highlight: Grad dance
Yes, it is as awesome as you thought it would be. There was a mystical theme to the dance (OOOOOHHHH! AAAAAHHHHHH!) with the wardrobe from Narnia as the entrance. (OOOOOHHHH! AAAAHHHH!) There was the train to take you to Hogwarts there and the banquet hall from HP was there too. The Whomping Willow was there too albeit not “whomping” enough. Oh, and there was a dragon made out of balloons. More on that later. On to the pavilion. There was a giant blowup slide that everybody went down like 50 times. There was free food and a photo booth, with movie posters. (I got Sherlock Holmes and sorry about HP6, person I know who is obsessed with fantasy.) And, last but not least, karaoke. I sang Replay and Slim Shady. BTW, don’t EVER play Slim Shady with your parents or tattle-talling sister in the room. You’ll see when u read the lyrics. Back to the balloons. The dragon with the balloons let go at 10:30-ish (IDK, because I was too high of my pro Slim Shady rendition.) And then, there was popping everywhere and people pushing others for a balloon to keep or pop. And, just like that it was over.
So that’s it…..
Until next week, unfaithful viewers who are probably bored out of their minds.
